I would like to dedicate this rant to George Mitchell. Georgie, you single handedly killed baseball for me; something I only thought the introduction of woman to the sport could do.
Earlier today, Mr. Mitchell released a report to the public and the commissioner of baseball in regards to players who have and players who currently use performance enhancing drugs.
To be honest George, I really do not care about your little report. I have as much interest in your report as I do for the democratic process of voting in America. (Apparently 66% of Americans who also did not vote this past election agree with me as well)
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14.Dec.07 
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Alex Rodriguez, claimed to be the best player in baseball, is the most annoying and stuck up prick to ever play the game since John Rocker- but he was more of a general ass due to anger issues; and yes they are completely different. Earlier this off season, A-Rod decided to steal the spot light of the Red Sox World Series victory by announcing he would be opting out of his contract with the New York Yankees. I’ve prepared my take on all that occurred immediately after his announcement.
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19.Nov.07 Sports Comments (2)
Joseph Torre, 67, beloved father, manager, and Yankee scapegoat, went peacefully to be with his Lord and Savior on October 18 after a brave, seven-year battle with failed expectations. Torre previously served as manager of the Braves, Cardinals, and Mets before arriving in the Bronx in 1996, where he led his team to four World Series championships in five years. However, following a World Series loss to Arizona in 2001, Torre’s health slowly declined, culminating in his death Thursday morning. Though he is believed to have died of natural causes, authorities have not ruled out foul play, and have taken local businessman George Streinbrenner into custody for questioning. Torre is survived by his bench coach Don Mattingly, his closer Mariano Rivera, and his beloved lapdog “Derek.” Services will be held for the fallen manager all week on ESPN’s Baseball Tonight.
19.Oct.07 Sports Comments (0)
Before I get a boat load of bitchy emails accusing me of supporting Michael Vick, I would like to start off by formally declaring, “I am in no way of supporting Michael Vick or his dog abusing ways.” Now that it’s out of the way…allow me to say how much pleasure I have received from the scandal. I’ve learned that the stereotype which claims that professional athletes have poor intelligence is still correct. I have not heard much of Vick and his case after he was found guilty in court, but I recall reading online that he has been recently spotted in several PETA meetings attempting to pick up women.
I would like to thank Michael for helping me decide what I should dress as for Halloween. Read further before you think I have the lack of creativity only to dress as a quarterback:
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20.Sep.07 Sports Comments (0)
This past Sunday, the New England Patriots clobbered the New York Jets 38-14. Apparently after the game, the NFL uncovered a so-called “scandal” when a camera was confiscated from Patriots video assistant who allegedly was recording defensive signals given by the New York Jets.
Earlier today, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell fined head coach Bill Belichick $500,000 and the team $250,000. He also hammered on another penalty which would result in the Patriots giving away a first round draft pick if they reach the playoff or a second and third round pick if they do not.
What the hell is up your ass Roger Goodell? So they taped some hand signals…big freaking deal. Give them a fine and just tell them to cut that out. Why would you ever take away something like a draft-pick from a team? That could be losing a future franchise player! That could be like taking Shawne Marriman away from San Diego in 2005! Think how crappy their defense would be if they didn’t have him.
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14.Sep.07 Sports Comments (0)
