I have come to a conclusion about many of the “discoveries” that researches come across today; they are utter bullshit.
Recently, researchers have ” presented a conundrum to new mothers, saying that women who want to lose the extra weight gained in pregnancy should try to get more sleep.” While they gave me there blah blah blah scientific garbage, which I’ll never test myself to find out if its right or wrong, I thought about the actual statement.
More sleep apparently means losing weight. If this was true, I would have six pack abs and wouldn’t have to go to that bullshit place they call a gym in the next town over.
I tried to use my wasted years of biology to ponder the veracity of this statement, but there was not much I could recall since the class was taught at 8 in the morning. Finally, after some common sense, I cracked this mystery.
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“You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to figure it out…” - a common phrased used to demoralize a fellow peer who, at the time, might display a sheer moment of, what I like to call, “idiomacy”. Well today, this phrase takes on a new meaning.
The ever so brilliant U.S. physicists concluded on Thursday that steroids can help increase performance, especially in regards to baseball’s home run scandals. “An extra 10 pounds of muscle, he said, could add just enough extra to a batter’s swing to send the ball out of the park, or at least into the stands.”
Thank you for enlightening me. Without your valiant effort, I would have never put two and two together to understand that someone taking steroids is going to be able to hit a ball farther, thus hitting more home runs.
This is why China and India will one day surpass the U.S. in their economics and scientific research. The physicists in those countries have understood that steroids leads to further muscle development…and I guess they went on some crazy limb…when they deduced that this would lead to more power at the plate…maybe this is why they don’t have baseball overseas either….
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