Crusty Orange

A look at our local security.

Earlier this week, a high school in Cleveland, Ohio was home to a shooting, killing two students and two teachers with the addition of several wounded victims. The work was done by 14 year old Asa Coon who apparently was suspended at the time.

Although this is a national tragedy and I sympathize with the victims’ families, it pisses me off how shitty of a job our schools and administration do, especially after the incidents our country has witnessed before. It is my firm belief that Mr. Coon should have been employed for the U.S. government after the shooting, on a temporary basis, to enlighten the dumb assholes who are in charge of shit like this in our country.

Allow me to put this incident into a little more perspective for you readers who find my last comment a bit disturbing. Asa Coon was a suspended student immediately before the time of his shooting; the reason…a fight with fellow students. His star-like personal record harbors a juvenile court neglect case at age 4, as he came from a poor home and routinely showed up to school unkempt. When he was 12, our Daun Waun was charged in juvenile court with domestic violence, accused of attacking his mother…all fine qualities of a respectable young man… He kept up with the latest fashion, sporting a black trench coat, black boots, a dog collar, chains and a glove.

Does this sound normal to you at all? If the answer is still yes…heres the kicker. He made direct threats the week before to blow up the school and stab students. <– This should trigger the reaction: “Holy shit, holy shit, get this kid some help.” But no, apparently it was something to brush away, as a remark from such a fine student should only be taken so lightly.

There are only two guys I know who wear a single glove. The first being a homeless crazy man who walks the streets downtown, and second Michael Jackson. The latter of the two gets a lot of attention so why didn’t this kid.




I am convinced, after allowing this kid to surpass 26 video cameras, metal detectors and a security guard, he could use his techniques to locate Osama Bin Laden or maybe find where the remote intelligence the school principal should have had, was while dealing with this child.
During a briefing to the press, “Maureen Harper, a city spokeswoman, said Sanders will give the mayor a plan by noon Friday to address whether additional security measures are needed at the school and how the school identifies potential problems among students.”

I apologize to the hard working citizens of America who pay these numb brained people. “…how the school identifies potential problems…” Maureen…can I call you Maureen? I like to think that when the boy dresses like Marilyn Manson and stands up and says “I’m going to cause some shit around here,” well Maureen, thats the time where you identify a problem.

I guess though, these city governments should not be blamed as they do not have a proper model to copy. A look at our White House would illustrate similar problems. While we have yet to find weapons of mass destruction that were thought to be in Iraq, we continue to spend our limited resources and money in such countries. But when the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-il: the most psychotic prick in power, was jumping up and down screaming “I have nukes, I have nukes!!!” we turned to the UN and told them to deal with it, because obviously a game of hide and go seek with Saddam Hussein was much more important.

Even after 9/11 and the extra four hours you wait at the airport, security hasn’t changed a bit. Do not be fooled that we have bettered our nation; we have just become stupider and more paranoid. I am convinced that even a three year old with a pea for a brain would’ve said “wow thats fucked up” and at that moment, would’ve learned to crawl and talk to his mother just because he would’ve had the common sense to report it.